my darling, my sharpie

recently, i was checking out at cost plus when the cashier picked up one of my items and added "you know, you might want to touch this up with a sharpie pen." great idea! from there, the cashier and i talked about the wonders of a sharpie...it's great for furniture touch up, picture frame touch up, shoe touch up, drawing on passed out friends, sometimes as a quick nail polish fix...especially for goths and i am quite certain that there is an army of vehicles in shasta county that are "painted" entirely 'by sharpie'. the cashier and i traded tips and laughter and then she said "oh, and it also works great when used for eyeliner!" yeah, uuuum.....